Cool shit about you

[Paralyzed]

I juan deag everyone.

[mapper]

My 10th grade teacher robbed a bank - armed (came in the next day and taught... was taking out by police during my class)

lolwut!?

I was strike when i was reading this

[Banana Joe]

When I was younger, I was the 2nd best at math at my age in Denmark, pretty 1337 skillz.

I'm one of the cool kids in my class, so I often talk when the teacher tells us not to.

Dunno what else to say.. When I was younger I could also turn a bottle 360 degrees around with my arm. Like, if the bottle was on a table, I could twist my arm around so I could place it normally on the table without moving the rest of my body. Was pretty creepy tbh..

[Guest Vivian556]

Had my appendix out (It bursted when I got hit with a soccer ball)

I cringed x.x.

The pain is all to familiar(I actually got hit with a soccer ball too and it burst, Damn you Phy. Ed!).

[Cromyth]

I have Kidney stones, so when the time comes I go into labor with some morphine and hydros at my side and piss out rocks. Feels good man

[Lucid]

I'm 6,4

State Champion Swimmer (50yd freestyle)1A2AA

I can cum on cue

[Prez]

I can cum on cue

 

welp

[Elfbarf]

I was #3 (nearly #2) overall points on our TTT server before the IP changed. Currently the stats aren't being tracked though if they were I'd probably be #2 because Paralyzed is better at juan deaging than I am.

 

I'm still the best.

[cakeshark]

I sell Apple, and Apple accessories.

 

secretly i wish it was all propane though.

 

also, i drink beer out of a goblet with my family crest etched on it.

[Josh]

-I'm a father

-I have a sweet job

-I don't spend 20 hours a week on steamgamers anymore

-I play the guitar better than you