What funny/retarded happened at your school

[starbucks]

So.. You were the ginger girl right?

[Harbor]

what's wrong with getting head in the school bathroom?

 

Neji is jealous cause he never has gotten head :/

[Danno]

Two girls in my highschool (freshman) were fighting over which one of them spelled Ashley better. Ashley or Ashlie. Ashley won, beat the shit out of the other girl right in the middle of the hall, directly across from the main office. Both suspended for 3 weeks, of course.

[Harpr33t]

One of my teachers got fired for smoking pot with one of the kids.

[b0red]

my spanish teacher was in a porno back in the day, we found it

 

also the famous porn star Missy Stone went to my high school, she won best anal video and is now currently working at the olive garden down the street.

 

she is a very nice waitress

[Cromyth]

My 7th grade English teacher was in playboy

 

Some kid was fapping in the bathroom so hard it was shaking the stalls.

[SoulKeeper]

i had sex with my math teacher for extra credit

[Caution]

i had sex with my math teacher for extra credit

 

Hopefully he gave you an A.

[Veggie]

I liked the ping pong one and the tornado

[Doorknob]

last year some kids painted 2 giant ass dicks in the courtyard...like GIANT dicks, lol

 

it would have been funny but then they also painted swastikas and shit