AMA Officer Bork

[Prez]

You're playing poker with a tiger, a crocodile, a panda, a goat, a spider, and a blobfish. You're holding Ks Qs and the flop is 3s 3h 6d. The tiger is looking really tired and keeps trying to stop itself from accidentally falling asleep, and it stares intensely at the crocodile as if trying to freak it out, and it checks. The crocodile is completely unfazed by what the tiger is doing, and checks too. The panda already folded and has already fallen asleep between its action and the cards being dealt. The goat makes whatever noise a goat makes, stares at you but in a friendly way, and bets half the pot. The spider calls without showing emotion. The blobfish folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

[eXtr3m3]

Do you let people off if they pass the blunt?

[Nuclear Onion]

have you ever extended this fucking dong?

[Korean Ninja]

whats it like being an officer ;o

[Vick]

I have 2...

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

[Prez]

I have 2...

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

 

 

jesus christ vick you cant just bring your philosophy talk in here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zaraki]

What do you look for in a man?

[Bork]

Prez: A stroke in the hand is worth 2 cocks in a bush. Raise.

E. Pogaytoes: Smokin the reefer is bad, mkay

Onion: Errday

Korean Ninja: It's almost like babysitting.

Vick: If I wanted to philosophize I would have studied philosophy

Zaraki: You're obviously a supporter of the gay agenda. Fgt

[Vick]

Ask me anything.

 

Vick: If I wanted to philosophize I would have studied philosophy

 

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I NEED ANSWERS

[Korean Ninja]

let me follow in your footsteps senpai