Riddles

[Daze]

Heres a riddle for you guys to work out

 

The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

 

hope its not too easy for y'all

[Itch]

Too easy..

 

A Coffin

[solmaN]

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

[Hazardous]

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

 

um.. no

[Repeat]

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

 

It must be Red Tampon. He's so sexy.

[XeNo]

Edit: Instead of giving the answer as I know the riddle. I'll give a clue that should help, cause this riddle is really hard.

 

 

Polar bears are born yellow.

 

 

 

I also have a riddle of my own that's a tad easier if you read it.

 

Two men are going to inherit a lot of gold from their dead father. But, unfortunately the Will said that only one of them could get the gold.

 

The Will also said how this problem was going to be solved, it said that the two men were going to have a race with their horses. The one who came last in the goal with his horse won the gold. But the race never ended because no one got anywhere.

 

So they visited a wise man, and he told them what to do, after that the two men rushed away, grabbed a horse and rode away to get first to the goal.

[Italian Jew]

They only got one horse after visiting the wise man, so both would be first and last to finish the race meaning both would get the money...maybe?

 

 

Also, the previous one can either be answered "no you can't answer the riddle" or "pressure" depending on how you view the end.

[Hazardous]

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champane bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

 

 

I'll give multiple answers and hope one of them is right...

-Yes, I can guess the riddle.

-No, I cant guess the riddle

-Pressure

-Energy

-Words

-Haggard's Face

[XeNo]

They only got one horse after visiting the wise man, so both would be first and last to finish the race meaning both would get the money...maybe?

 

 

Also, the previous one can either be answered "no you can't answer the riddle" or "pressure" depending on how you view the end.

 

Wrong on both, nice guess though, haven't heard that answer before.

 

And solmans riddle does have an answer, and it's not an answer to the question. Haha.

 

Edit:

I'll give multiple answers and hope one of them is right...

-Yes, I can guess the riddle.

-No, I cant guess the riddle

-Pressure

-Energy

-Words

-Haggard's Face

All wrong lol, except the last one is actually close, depending how you view the answer. And not in a joking way.

[Italian Jew]

Time? (there can be so many answers for the riddle and I hope this one is finally the one you are thinking)

 

 

 

 

For the other one...could it be that last place gets the money, but first place gets the gold? Both gold and money are mentioned, but only money is mentioned in the race.