Huwasux, Huwafux, Huwadux, Huwajuice, Hawujax, Hawajax, Huwujux, Hawajux.
Simply because these are a mixture of the names people use to make fun of me and names which people call me when then don't know how to properly spell it.
It's pronounced HUH-WAH-JUCKS.
Huh as in "Huh?"
Wah as in "Wuh!?"
And Jucks as in ducks with a J.