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Quick question about Swine Flu... If H1N1 is the result of a combination between Avian, Swine, and Bird flus.. Then what the fuck is Manbearpig spreading.. Omg... You guys, this just got super super serial. I'm not even joking.

When i was like 4 or 5, i was playing in mah sand box and fell.. And cut the INSIDE of my mouth on the edge. The wood had been treated. It got infected.. I had to go to the hospital for a week or so to get multiple surgeries and procedures done to treat it.

South Park totally called that one.

I have a shitload of skins... 1st one is the AWP 2nd an M4 3rd mah gangsta glock 4th mah dualies 5th mah shottie... And i have more, but max upload is 5 screenshots = /

Define bumping. And old thread. (Bump)

Email Oprah about the troubles of being a woman trapped in a man's body and wait 4 months. = D

Quite the opposite o.o' 100 tic provides superior jumping and speed than 66 tic.. Maybes its just your perspective of the screen, or your settings are messed up.

Say it like that.

Tell them s/he invented /b/

No scene indeed.

Thought so... For a minute there, i was thinking i was looking at a female McDonald's clown punching a scuba diver... Damn, my fetishes are weird.

Did the McDonald clown grow b00bs or is that just me and my perverted mind?

One of the comments for that: "*SPOILERS * SPOILERS * SPOILERS * SPOILERS* LMFAO!!! These girls are horny for teen vampires. That is the only reason they like it. It's the hormones, not the writing." Well said, youtube member, well said. As she said in the video, "Stephanie Meyer is a genius".. Not because of her suckish writing, but because she remembers what gets 12 year old girl's vag's wet.

Tuts my barreh indeed...

Lol @ The people wondering how to download from youtube... Use the Mozilla Firefox browser, go to tools->Add-ons->Get Add-ons->Browse all Addons-> Search for 'youtube' then within the first 5 results or so there should be your answer. It works fine if you follow the directions(I use the "Download Youtube Videoes in MP4 and HD" one).. I have like 5 songs that i downloaded to my PSP as well. Video works perfect as well.. Though the HD version seems to be a corrupted file when i try it on my PSP. @ The illegal thing.. lol xD Well, if they decide to sue ya then just blame Firefox.

Im glad im allergic to peanut butter... o_o'

"Best porn ever?!"

Thats ALL he said? I thought he had blown his head off swearing at Suri... But, seriously? JUST that? I mean, i agree he shouldn't of PM'd all those people... But i truly don't see a problem with simply stating your open opposition against someone, and seeing who agrees or disagrees with you. It's nowhere near worth a ban. No matter how much you sugarcoat it, if what Matt posted was the real message... Then MNote truly was banned for stating his opinion. "DOWN WITH SURI!" isn't anywhere near "F*ck you Haggard! Down with SG! Lets all go make steamgamers2.0.com!" But aye, i'm glad my Counter-Strike doesn't work anymore.. I'll probably be banned for saying this.

Mwahaha... A cure for world hunger! If they're too fat to work.. lets just take a little fat off their bones

LOL... God dammit i hate my high metabolism.. If i knew i could get money for being fat i'd be spending my weekly allowance on those 100 packs of slim jims that i oh so love. Nonetheless, sucks for those Brits... Though, if Britain has to pay for fatasses, pretty soon American airplane companies will be required to give an extra seat or two per fatty and every fatass will have their own page in the Stimulus Bill.

I got bitch smacked for using the "Nice pants, baby. Whats the drop rate on them?" line ;P

This was posted on a different site... But i lol'd at 'em so i thought i'd share it with this community. The conversation is between 3 friends... Don't ask me how they got on this subject. Aiden: What do you say I take my flag to your base and SCORE? Serena: Baby, do you play video games? Cuz you could be my Final Fantasy! Aiden: You remind me of a game of Tetris; you always want the long ones Liz: I HAVEN’T POSTED ANY YET. Serena: Fine; wait until Liz posts twice or be beaten in the head with a stilleto Liz: Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead! Liz: Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs? Serena: If you’re a Devil, you May Cry by the time I’m finished with you. ;D Aiden: Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar Liz: XDXD Nice one Aiden Aiden: thx Liz: If I were a clefairy, I’d doubleslap that ass of yours Serena: I know how Mario must feel because I really wanna clean your pipes Liz: Lemme call you Silent Hill cuz things will really get freaky when I’m inside you. Aiden: WoW pick up line! NICE PANTS BABY WHAT’S THE DROP RATE? Liz: WoW FTW! Why don’t you seduce me? My resistance is low. Aiden: Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It lasts about 10 seconds and you won’t feel a thing. Serena: HALO pick up line: I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you Serena: I usually press “X” to pick up items; can I do the same for you? Serena: Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Aiden: I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day Aiden: I COMBO BREAK YOU Liz: When I came near you, the announcer said “Unfreakin’ believable!” I would have to agree Serena: I’m like a plasma grenade; Once I’m on top of you, you’ll explode Serena: I would like access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear? Liz: I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you. Aiden: You’re just like an RPG! I can’t wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises Liz: LOL Serena: Haha Aiden: If you go out with me, I’ll treat you like how I treat my pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home, and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep Aiden: I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles Serena: Aiden wins.

I don't usually partake in such childish games, but everyone else had their own edit of the image http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5551&stc=1&d=1235611639

I liked Chrome, but it wasn't supported by Comcast and it was always going way slower then Firefox, so i switched back o.o' It also didn't let me play a few browser games like on pogo and popcap.

I found it about 2 years ago a few months after i started playing CSS. I started as playing just Zombiemod, back when we had VIP escape and way before it became steamgamers. About a half a year later, i had been using it as my main server still as i switched over to playing skill maps like surf.. And its still been my main server branch to play on ever since.