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derp

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FARMER YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOME ICE WITH THAT BURN

1. Place pillow on top of your face. 2. Press down very hard and hold. 3. Profit.

I am a pro pillow flipper, but this helped refresh my skills.

I miss old prison break =[. It was a free for all; Super Smash Brothers status.

Skynet, Judgment Day, the history of things to come. It's not everyday you find out that you're responsible for 3 billion deaths. He took it pretty well.

You now have cancer.

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So...was he...like..um... I don't even know where to go with this.

You are obviously just jealous that thou cannot walketh on thy water.

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Oh for fucks sake before you gung-ho weed people get on my nuts about it, I was kidding. Yes, he is violating forum rules by talking about smoking weed (argue it all you want, it's clearly written that IS against forum rules), but it's in such a minor case that nobody really cares.

I was kidding, but if you want to get technical there is a reason why it says "such as..." Obviously it isn't going to list every illegal activity, so it says "Illegal activities..." Marijuana is illegal where not only he lives, but also where the forums are hosted, so it would fall under illegal activities. No it isn't illegal to talk about using pot, but it is against forum rules.

derp

Oh God do I miss dodgeball. It's illegal to play it in Cali at school now =[

The sad part is that they really could have one of the best teams. They just don't choose to use their money wisely.

Before you make the "Yankees buy everyone" argument, please look up who they have actually bought (and for what amounts) & compare to other players, see who was brought up from the farm league (Jeter, Cano, Cervelli, Johnson, Thames, Gardner, Rivera, Posada, Russo, Petite - for starters) by the Yankees, and what teams pay for Yankee salaries (Hint: Yankees aren't the only ones who pay for A-Rod's salary). And even if the Yankees did buy everyone, who cares? They are smart and own EVERYTHING. Just like how the Dodgers own their parking lot / food, and how the Orioles own a cable package.

Naw, it's apparently enough to be considered for x-rays but not enough to disqualify me. On that note, I'll be in the USMC DEP on Wednesday. I know. Some people call me God. Keep this thread going.

Yeah, first place teams usually do suck.