Bad Dog

Saw it coming, and dont really like how the guy writes, but overall good story.

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Congrats on being the least cared about rank in SG

I remember when CTs were more than "Those fags that live in ventilation systems" and Ts were more than "I need a map with 10000 teleports and a deagle in every cell or else I will RTV!"

At least trolls that were Dracula status were lulzy and were more than "Lol piss get@me" I demand quality trolling you fucks.

Im a Level 5 paladin wielding a +9 holy avenger, want 2 cyber?

I like the garrote wire idea someone posted, sounds cool but 5 second kill seems long time, and also with the garrote wire are gutteral noises resonating from the victim?

Actually I know people that hated him to death a few years ago, both for his pedo'ness and his music, and then went along with the bandwagon and could not stop saying how sad they were to see him go and how much they loved his music. Im not saying he wasnt a genius, though personally Im not a huge fan, I am saying that I know people that are, shall we say, "Fairweather fans".

Not saying this is anyone in this thread, but I lol @ everyone who 2 years ago called him a disgusting pedo and now they hold him as a god.

Do you...know how money works? Because offering the update for free AND putting CS:S on sale for 66% off...isnt exactly doing it for $$.

Not that into it, just not big on Em anymore. Also what happened to his look, he looks completely different to me for some reason.

How do you know that? I've played it, I think it sucks. I think every server I have played is laggier than hell, and the new names linked with the steam is just a hastle, and will be a bitch for admins going undercover. I think the kill cam is unneeded (though ya It can be turned off) and excuse me if I am more than upset over the fact that pretty much all of our servers are down and mods arent working.

What the flying fuck does any of that have to do with absoloutley anything? So because it appears there are a large number of people who share my same opinion that makes me and all of them followers? Or maybe it means we share a fucking opinion? If thats the case, you should think for yourself and stop being one of those guys trying to pretend that the new update does not suck and attempting to make all of us who actually give a crap feel like we are immature. Though, I will say, these petitions are about as helpful as the L4D2 petition.

Dos Equis...stay thirsy my friends.

Or a small guy who was trying to size up.

The boycott against Harry will start if he posts his sex pillow again.

Please more traitor weapons, like Soul said tripwire bombs sound ok but might be OP. Remote Active bombs would be cool, maybe MAYBE try jihad bomb one more time. Putting on poison dart gun would be great, love that weapon. Beside that, the maps are fine really.

But I need them for my Farm!

Lolz wut is dis vid liek brand new? I nevar seen'd it in OTF b4.

Chi City