Meth addics = lol

[Kingswat]

This just had to get posted.

 

 

Amanda Colmenero Discovers the Downside of Using Her Vagina as Meth Storage Facility.

 

Leave it to those wacky meth heads to provide zaniness and hijinks where ever they go. 22-year-old Amanda Colmenero was busted in Coos Bay, Oregon this week on drug charges. When she entered the jail, she was given the standard strip and cavity searches...

 

But being a forgetful meth head, Amanda decided to store her chemical intoxicants deep in her vagina, lest she get too high and lose them. And because she stored them so deep, deputies missed them during her cavity search.

 

Our hero was placed in a holding cell. But when jailers checked on her the next morning, they found her unconscious and nearly dead. While Amanda had taken special care to not misplace her meth, that same care hadn't been given to the bags she used to hold her dope. One of them broke, which caused the meth to seep into her vaginal apparatus, which in turn caused her to be in deep shit.

 

She was rushed to a hospital where doctors discovered her secret storage compartment and removed the offending items. She's now in critical condition. Detectives believe this will teach her to use name-brand bags from Hefty in the future, instead of relying on discount products not recommended for vaginal drug storage.

 

 

Enjoy. Story + her pic at the link.

 

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/09/amanda_colmenero_discovers_the.php

[Stalls0]

Now Jen,

 

What did i tell you about sticking things in places their not suppose to.

 

Pictures and story of jen

 

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2010/...covers_the.php

 

LOL if she can fit something that deep in and the police officer not find it she needs to rent out some space to get money for her meth lol.

[Banana Joe]

Lol... How stupid and desperate can you be? :O

[Boobcake]

No pics of her verjenna?

[Kingswat]

I don't think that's something you really want to see.

[HotbutColdBacon]

That shit is crazy and funny as hell.

[Stalls0]

noo boobcake likes thos kind of girls lol

[Moop the communist]

The guy who introduced me into this game is a meth addict.. I haven't spoken to him in over 6 years now.

[Caution]

My dad had to arrest a chick for shooting up heroin in her vagina.

[Tyler]

Id hit it, but I lol'd at how it happened.