Bdcoll Posted January 22, 2015 Content Count: 913 Joined: 10/22/12 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2015 Can't Kill Bdcoll! Wins "Best Quote" for sure. 3 Link to comment
ExRev Posted January 22, 2015 Content Count: 2238 Joined: 03/29/10 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2015 Can't Kill Bdcoll! Wins "Best Quote" for sure. I've proven time and time again that quote is false. 1 Link to comment
Prez Posted January 22, 2015 Content Count: 8756 Joined: 07/27/09 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2015 SteamGamers please give us money TeXatquVqAc 1 Link to comment
kable94 Posted January 22, 2015 Content Count: 4 Joined: 12/26/14 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2015 Support the mothafuckin community 1 Link to comment
SoulKeeper Posted January 22, 2015 Content Count: 2095 Joined: 07/05/08 Status: Offline Share Posted January 22, 2015 2 Link to comment
Z3r0 M4ni4c Posted January 23, 2015 Content Count: 1814 Joined: 04/18/08 Status: Offline Share Posted January 23, 2015 SG Because James is Fluffy Link to comment
BoM Posted January 23, 2015 Content Count: 3150 Joined: 02/28/10 Status: Offline Share Posted January 23, 2015 It's funny. We all know your parents never really loved one another. Your dad was drunk and emotionally abusive, but your mom loved him for some of his other qualities. They didn't plan on getting married. See, your mom wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, but she loved anal sex. She was the anal sex queen of her town. One night, your dad was pounding that ass and decided to slip it in the Garden of Eden (because, you know, all that bush). Naturally, your dad isn't known for his stamina, and basically came right when he put in 'just the tip'. Your parents didn't want to get married, but they had to. They had you. Every time your dad beats your mom, she thinks of you. Regretting the day she opted not to have you aborted. All her misery is blamed on you. Your father's dreams of being a go-getter at his company were smashed that fateful day. Whenever he beats your mother and takes another swig of that Jack Daniels, he thinks back to his past, before he had you. Most parents take the insult "I hope you outlive your children" very hard. But not your folks. They look forward to the day they can finally bury you. take your pick 1 Link to comment
KnuckleChild87 Posted January 23, 2015 Content Count: 125 Joined: 08/29/14 Status: Offline Share Posted January 23, 2015 Dream Gamers, TEAM Gamers, STEAM GAMERS! It's 2 am and I've been drinking...be lucky you got this much outta me [ATTACH=CONFIG]13667[/ATTACH] 1 Link to comment
Caution Posted January 25, 2015 Content Count: 11501 Joined: 10/19/08 Status: Offline Share Posted January 25, 2015 Welcome to the community! -Modgers1 2 Link to comment
Pan32 Posted January 26, 2015 Content Count: 1747 Joined: 03/17/12 Status: Offline Share Posted January 26, 2015 SG: Where you can legally smoke pretzels Link to comment
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