[NSFW] Bye

[Unnamed Newbie]

I'm leaving in two weeks guys.

I'll be going to school in Australia (Australian National University, ranked #19 in the world so fuck you). I'm pretty sure I'm just filling up a quota for them. Logistically, this relationship between me and S-G just isn't gonna work cause of that 16 hour time difference between here in Boston and Canberra... So I mean I guess I can play with Eurotrash.

 

Realistically my past two or so years I haven't nearly played as much as I used to. I repped unhealthy amounts into SG CSS PB (like 60 days of playtime). I was happily the PB admin. Anyways I'll need to focus more on school work and finding a suitable mate to pass on my muscular manlet genes.

 

I'm going to miss this surrogate, dysfunctional family that S-G has become to me. Here's a few things I'll list as I cry:

• Getting perm banned for banning Omarfire with the reason "n*gger"
  
• Joining Tinychat shirtless pretty much always, starting a revolution.
  
• Wasting days, on days of my dedicated to PB, making guides and babysitting.
  
• Posting on "What are you listening to today?" just to get my post count higher
  
• Doing 100+ art requests in the requests section during my time here (in hindsight that's a shitton)
  
• Yelling at all the admins here.
  
• Becoming an SG meme.
  
• Donating more money than I should have to a virtual community
   
  

 

All joking aside, I appreciate everyone in SG and when I graduate I hope to join again and play even more. Who knows, maybe I'll still play as much as I do during weird hours.

 

Unnamed Newbie on receiving Legends status - "Adding this shit to my linkedin account".

Thanks for the business opportunity guys

 

Now I wanna give some personal messages. Sorry if I miss people. Tryna fit everyone in tho.

 

@ExRev

You're like a daddy to me. When I first joined SG, you were always there to teach me the way of PB babysitter. From fucking around to having to actually act serious because of hardass AO, you've been through the thick and thin. Cause of you I was confident enough to apply for admin and launch my SG career and I have to thank you for it. You're by far one of the most OG Unnamed Newbie supporters and provider of memories. I miss the old days ;) I appreciate everything you've done for me. I wish you the best with the family, kid, job, and dog

 

 

 

 

@Toyz

Like ExRev, you've been here for me on PB since I've joined pretty much. No matter what we've been able to share a laugh since the very beginning of our SG careers. We've had a shitton of goodtimes throughout the years and I wish you all the best. Keep lifting and making those gains my Canadian fellow. Your foodporn insta posts are dope to. I'm glad you started to play even more recently.

 

@Im a Jackass

Goddamn Chris. I'm happy you're on to better things irl but salty since you don't play anymore. Like Toyz and ExRev, you've been here since the start. You pressured me to apply for admin and never failed to make me smile. I hope all is well as you cruise around getting road head in your Mustang.

 

@BoM

You're a huge asshole but I love it. On PB you ruled with an iron fist and taught me how to not be a bitch and I can't thank you enough. You turned me from squeaker to slightly less of a squeaker. Survival of the fittest. But honestly, I couldn't have gotten to where I am without your support and guidance. Happy to call you a friend.

 

@bethy

I know you probably have nightmares of me in TTT when I'm about to shot you in the face. But hey, that's life. You've been playing with me since years ago on PB and haven't been anything short of a joy to play with. Appreciate it.

 

@BlackEagle

You're like an extra grandpa for me. Since day one, you've been on the PB server side by side with me, explaining rules and such. 100% of the time you are helpful and here's some evidence to back it up. I can't thank you enough for everything you've done, not only for me, but the community.

 

@Veggie

I remember first joining SG PB on CSS and there was the big bag Veggie. You've always been a positive influence and I have to say thank you for it. My whole SG career has been based off the first few days on the PB server. You are the perfect example of what SG stands for and an exemplary admin.

 

 

 

@Bread

You might never use your mic, but you're still always fun to play with. Here's wishing all the best to you at school. And just remember that Winchester is the superior Middlesex League school. Good luck playing tennis at the Australian Open. Make sure to visit.

 

@R3TROATTACK

I remember when you first joined. Your sensual voice took control of me and it's a pleasure I'll never forget. Honestly I'm not sure how the fuck you made it to AO, but good on you. You're a great guy and hilarious to play with. I wish you all the best sexy.

 

@SilentGuns

Although we don't play much, I have to appreciate everything the past you did with Minecraft. The Red Army provided me with hours upon hours of fun and that was 100% your hard work. There are no words to describe how much you've done for SG.

 

@Fluttershy der Führer

I remember playing with you since I started. You have never failed to make me laugh with the things you say. I wish you played more cause you'd make a fine admin if you did. Hope you're making more gains (throwback to that fitness thread you made).

 

@floffypus

So I've never really been that great of an artist, but I managed. Three or four years ago, you were my inspiration in the arts and crafts section. And although I'll obviously never come close to you in talent I appreciate everything you've done for the community and letting me make hundreds of avatars and signatures for the community members.

 

@Epsilon

We used to talk all the time back in 2011 and 2012. I'm extremely happy that you're back playing and more importantly happy a few years after some personal things. All the respect in the world to you bro. Stay strong.

 

@Jake

Yo, look what I found in my basement.

 

 

 

 

@mattypoo

Matt, matty matt matt. Your name is A+. You're one of those players who is always a good time no matter what. I feel like you never fail to make me laugh whether it be on the forums or in game. I remember during my admin application all the support you gave me, and I appreciate it.

 

@ShoieP

Shoeip, Shoei-P. I remember when you first joined and no one had any fucking clue how to pronounce your name. Sure, we might not play much, but that doesn't alleviate the time we had on PB. Countless hours and memories on PB have been unforgettable with you.

 

@Raventi

Rumor has it you're back. You're a wicked funny kid (or man now ;)). Here's to you getting admin again and not leaving this time. You've got some rare potential in you buddy. So don't fuck up

 

@Fonzi

Skyz I think was the name when you first joined. You've been a great friend through the thick n thin during my career here. You've also helped me be able to speak my mind regardless of what others may think.

 

@Tsuna

Tuna is one of the only fish I like. I remember when you first joined. You're a hoot and I'm glad you've made a return to SG as an honorable gamer. We need more oldies like you around to keep everyone's sex drive high.

 

@Korean Ninja

I like that you call me Matt. It makes me feel some type of way. Sorry for cyber bullying you sometimes, my mom said I should stop.

 

@Elemental

You're relatively new compared to everyone else, but we've had a shitton of fun, especially in MM. My 360 no scopes are where it's at and even though you've deranked to shit, you're still an EU fag I can deal playing with. Much love bro.

 

@Strawberry

A Tree. That's who you'll always be to me. And I'm still baffled on how the fuck you got so rich. We had incredible memories on CSS PB and I have to wish you all the best. I miss the old days when you first joined. Red Herring bros for life though.

 

@ColdWar

I still have never heard you talk. But you've earned my silent respect. Day one, you were there in SG CSS PB.

 

@Pyro

I think I'm still in the IHatePyro group. Throwback to that. You're a chill admin and have always been a chill admin. Regardless of how other people might think of you.

 

@Caution

You've always been the big guy in PB. I have to appreciate everything you've done for the server. Even if it is Star Wars skins and noises. I also appreciate your irl military work so pussies like me don't have to risk our lives. Nothing but respect and appreciation to you.

 

 

@Ms. Blargh

You're a PB oldie as well. I miss the old days playing on the map SG Girls on PB. Tremendous amount of fun and respect for you, my fellow Legend.

 

@TheVirus

I remember first playing SG PB and you being an admin. You were always incredibly helpful and continue to be understanding. We haven't interacted much, but I appreciate everything you've done.

 

@Rawrie

Come out of the closet already. No one likes leg snapchats.

 

@Aff

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

 

 

"I am Legend"

Unnamed Newbie

2010-2016

[Lupin]

Good luck studying abroad.

 

PS:I miss aff

[Wawa]

You've officially become one with the memes.

 

May the memes be with you, Newbie.

[ExRev]

@Unnamed Newbie

[Pyro]

You were the chosen one, born with no father and only a strong willed mother. A nitroglycerine count so high you could bring balance to pb but alas, the dwebs were to stronk.

 

Good luck with your studies, twas great playing pb with you.

[Neptune]

savage

[XeNo]

You will be missed.

 

Good luck in Australia. -

[Metal]

It will be a great shame to see you gone, please continue to post and join TS, We have plenty of night owls here. @Leon Mordecai @michellec @ME! @Anyonewhostaysuplatelikeanerd

[Leon Mordecai]

That was the most colorful post ever.

 

I'll miss you @Unnamed Newbie

[Punky]

:c Goodbye Newbie and good luck !