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Caution

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  1. Not so much the worst, but the most memorable for me: I used to live with my mom like 5 years ago, and she could give a shit about anything I did because she was a vicodin addict / alcoholic. So she had bought me and my cousin a bottle of Disaronno (I was 12, and he was 14) for us to "sip". I lived out in the country, so we could climb onto my roof and chill / drink without anybody noticing. Anyways, we told my mom we were just going to sip it, but winded up killing the whole bottle. I didn't notice anything until I stood up and almost fell off of my roof. It was in the summer, so it was really hot out. I decided to walk over to this little overhang thing we had that was about 4 ft from the pool. I looked at my cousin and yelled "CANNONBALL!" and did a face plant right into the water (it was difficult to get into cannonball mode that quick lol). So when I resurfaced, I stood in the shallow end while yelling I couldn't swim (but I was still swimming). My cousin jumped in after me and tried to "save" me, but started yelling he couldn't swim, either. Eventually my mom came out and was fucking PISSED. She tried to grab us, but we just ran away from her. I don't remember what happened after that, but apparently I threw up several times. yay for parents not caring about their children.
  2. NO!!! Fuck this terrible map. CT's open up the cells and instantly get gang banged by T's.
  3. Ew Jen, that's gross.
  4. cual es tu cumpleanos

  5. Ahem

    sup
  6. Do not fear it...embrace the Pig Penis.

  7. I see you're a gray warden as well. Pig Penis here just went through his training.
  8. congrats
  9. LOL. You also gotta remember that you can't see the admin complaints and see all the strikes that new SA's have gotten who went through this program. EVERY program is going to have its fuck ups and its stellar admins.
  10. What songs

    FACE DOWN, ASS UP - DATS DA WAY WE LIKE TA FUCK 32rasDF7jtQ I want this song played at (literally) EVERY occasion in my life. It goes great with like anything. OOOOOOOOOOH, KISSSS MEEEEEEE
  11. He's a guy who can't manage to spell the word 'thread' right and is spamming the forums with retarded posts that either make no sense or are just illegible. You should definitely take what he says to heart.
  12. Ahem

    A round of applause for the hard working ladies.
  13. Scrambled eggs, yes. After being heated for 2:30, they came out perfectly. It's like my golden time =]
  14. The only time I heat water is when I make tea, and that is perfectly heated when in the microwave for two minutes and thirty seconds.
  15. Yes. If it isn't done, it goes back in for another 2:30.
  16. I have a deformed tailbone. I put everything in the microwave for two minutes and thirty seconds. No exceptions.
  17. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Welcome back dude, long time no see!!!!
  18. In no order: Bubbles D2W Reborn Tivis XeNo Jennifer GT Farmer Mick Daze Jager Cloud Silent Modgers KillerMidget Potshot Psyche Huwa p.s. SA's suck
  19. PM me for pics
  20. No, you applied for yours on the forums.
  21. Fuck off with the derailing; this is a good thread and I don't want it locked. GTFO with your retarded posts.
  22. The word is THREAD.
  23. He's just saying that he might leave the option for people to use the default vb4 skin if they don't like the current one.
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