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HZK

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  1. Darth Jacen and Vivian556
  2. I nominate chris aka Im_a_jackass for supporter
  3. Mapper and ultramarine
  4. Shadowex hilner and floffy
  5. I couldn't take it
  6. Every time a thread is posted regarding the 'nyan cat'..... A real life nyan cat is killed.....
  7. You missed something.
  8. ︻デ═一 Guild

  9. Get some shop presets. It's simple, easy to set andyou can always get want you want. E.G I got on my ct shop menu: F for shotgun, deagle, assaultsuit, defusal kit, all nades G for p90, fiveseven, assaultsuit, defusal kit, all nades S for m4, deagle, assaultsuit, defusalkit, all nades D for AWP, fiveseven, assaultsuit, defusalkit, all nades. So basically, as soon as the round starts I just press b then g and then I run. It's not a very clever idea to buy things 1 by 1. No need for any market mod, it could also be used as a no-reload exploit which will annoy the zombies.
  10. Actually you never thank someone who insults korea
  11. Ok i'm not going to continue this. Just leave.
  12. @moneyboy He replied to your joke, giving a parallel to it, not showing any signs of aggression. You then go and call him a kid and stating that he's mad He replies in a civilised sense trying to end any arguments that you thought up. ...... And then you post this. You respond stating some crazy idea that a response is an argument, saying that he's immature.... While you are trying to start an argument. P.S I doubt that if we tried to write in another language we would have spelling mistakes as bad as that. And then you argue back after his 'post' which was barely a phrase saying this: What are you trying?
  13. We all understand.
  14. Korea. edit: yeah korean ninja, don't thank this!
  15. How about no?
  16. With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune? Start off with a large one.
  17. A joke eh? TH3 P30PL3 WH0 74LK L1K3 7H12
  18. George Bush.
  19. Blondes lol. Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the brunette yells, ''EARTHQUAKE!!!'' Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes. The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim!'' Suddenly the redhead yells, ''TORNADO!!!'' Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes. By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim!'' and the blonde yells, ''FIRE!!!''' A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!".
  20. A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
  21. I would like to try out Edit: roy isn't directly or intentionally advertising, leave him alone.
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