True Twinkie Posted May 9, 2009 Content Count: 178 Joined: 03/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2009 My mom was cooking eggs on the stove when I was 4 and I hugged the frying pan because I love eggs. Link to comment
Dracula Posted May 9, 2009 Content Count: 4685 Joined: 03/26/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2009 This... Read into it two ways. The subject of the masterpiece, or the jackass who forewarned everyone (or pointed out the obvious) about the subject. Either way, it is for t3h lulz. Funny the first time posted, still funny this time. Link to comment
Leon Posted May 9, 2009 Content Count: 3205 Joined: 03/20/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2009 - I painted my parents room saying "MAKE ME FOOD NOW!" - I head shot my teacher in class with a rock - I threw up on the sub in school - Threw a glass across the room and blamed it on another kid that was across the room Link to comment
Lux Posted May 9, 2009 Content Count: 6712 Joined: 03/06/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2009 I was running around the house and I broke my parents £1000 antique :tape::tape: I rode down a steep hill with no guards and no brakes. Link to comment
XeNo Posted May 9, 2009 Content Count: 6465 Joined: 07/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2009 Also once my sister and I were playing Ring-Around-The-Rosie. I was a baby and she was about 3. She swung me so fast I was lifted off the ground and she let go, and I flew into a coffee table. My ear was cut open and I had to get it stitched. I was squirming around so much that the doctor messed up and I have a bump on my ear. .....What? A 3 year old was able to swing a baby around in a circle until it was lifted off the ground? The parents let this happen? I'm starting to see why some people are the way they are... Link to comment
TheSmurf Posted May 9, 2009 Content Count: 559 Joined: 07/24/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2009 My mom was cooking eggs on the stove when I was 4 and I hugged the frying pan because I love eggs. Noob My stupid story was when me and my brother were in Chiriqui,Panama on vaca and we were tryin to cross the street to get across into town and I went first, I looked both ways and there was nothin comin so I began to cross and then I hear a car beeping coming right my way ...but I didn't get hit. And when my brother got across he started screamin and swingin..... Good times... Link to comment
Huwajux Posted May 9, 2009 Content Count: 4198 Joined: 03/23/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 9, 2009 I'm starting to see why some people are the way they are... Yeah Xeno... ^_^ Link to comment
Blackhawke Posted May 10, 2009 Content Count: 30 Joined: 03/31/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 10, 2009 Lol. I think I might of been 1 or 2 actually when it happened. Seeing I'm 6'5 and 15, I think I was a pretty big baby. Link to comment
Bald Posted May 10, 2009 Content Count: 649 Joined: 09/29/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 10, 2009 .....What? A 3 year old was able to swing a baby around in a circle until it was lifted off the ground? The parents let this happen? I'm starting to see why some people are the way they are... This. -Bald. Link to comment
SilentGuns Posted May 10, 2009 Content Count: 4798 Joined: 08/14/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 10, 2009 I once pushed my brother off a tree . I don't remember why I did it. Must of been a accident . Link to comment
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