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Coffee Crisp

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  1. I have a penis and vagina.

  2. I love beastiality

  3. I love being bisexual

  4. Just the Army? How about the Marine Corps or the Airforce or the Navy? I've seen many badass pictures.
  5. NOVEMBER OSCAR

     

    UNIFORM

  6. INDIA

     

    LIMA OSCAR VICTOR ECHO

     

    YANKEE OSCAR UNIFORM

  7. WIN
  8. "Napalm? I LIKE!" Was my first impression on ZM/SG. What really inspired me to become admin though was The General. Silent though he was, but swift on the unworthy.
  9. Mouse.

    Razer Lachesis Notable Features -Sexy Design -3G Laser -Comfortable -4000 DPI
  10. 24/F/Earth
  11. Our last hopeful thread of the Off Topic has been invaded! EVERYONE RETREAT TO NEWS & POLITICS!! Or even better the CA *cough* teachers lounge section (I love you Frostbyte)
  12. Well there's a well known virus that restarts your computer randomly. Only problem is... that you can only get it from hacks. I'm all out of ideas here, the only thing you can do is a complete format and reinstall.
  13. I'm not saying that completely. But if you're running a quad with a 7600 you'll be fine. Source distributes the work load to other parts of the computer. I remember getting a FPS boost with a new sound card. for example: I remember when i runned an 8600 I checked out some CSS benchmarks. people playing 1280x1024 were getting 150 fps average on dust2, while I got an average of 60-70 fps on 1024x768. I looked at the other parts of the next computer and it was running a much better processor. I run a 9500GT now with the same settings and i only get about 90-100 fps where if I were running with more ram, a higher ghz processor I'd get about 150.
  14. none of those. Source engine games are dependent on the CPU. Also, the two listed at the top are the same. How much space you have on your computer doesn't lag your game... as far as I know (HDD)
  15. Here's my secret, I'm Jar Jar Binks.
  16. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/584-Spiderman-Web-of-Shadows

     

    Skip to 4:19 :p - That's what I was talking about when it came to lolcats yesterday :)

  17. I really don't find political names like Hitler racist, even though he was behind millions of death. Sometimes people need to remember that the Nazis were a political party. I wouldn't label this under racism but if anyone on the server finds it offensive I'll gladly tell the person using it to remove it from their name and explain why.
  18. It's my commandmenu lawl, he edited like a n00b. The only aimbot I have is reflexes and quick hands
  19. If only the forums here were as hard ass moderated as bnet's
  20. I highly doubt that the USAF would keep aliens hidden. The government probably has an underground branch responsible for all confidential materials like black ops, secret service operations, hidden technology, and of course extraterrestrials. *EDIT* I'll probably be a target for a next black ops since I just revealed that. I better stay away from American soil for a while
  21. My key bindings for scrims, if you need some examples. (It's the same config kodiak supposedly uses) bind "TAB" "+showscores" bind "ENTER" "+showscores" bind "ESCAPE" "cancelselect" bind "SPACE" "+speed" bind "," "+moveright" bind "0" "slot10" bind "1" "slot1" bind "2" "slot2" bind "3" "slot3" bind "4" "slot4" bind "5" "slot5" bind "6" "slot6" bind "7" "slot7" bind "8" "slot8" bind "9" "slot9" bind "[" "use weapon_smokegrenade" bind "`" "toggleconsole" bind "e" "buy secammo" bind "f" "impulse 100" bind "h" "commandmenu" bind "i" "showbriefing" bind "j" "+use" bind "k" "+forward" bind "l" "+reload" bind "m" "+back" bind "n" "+moveleft" bind "o" "use weapon_hegrenade" bind "p" "use weapon_flashbang" bind "q" "buymenu" bind "r" "buyequip" bind "t" "impulse 201" bind "u" "messagemode2" bind "v" "+voicerecord" bind "w" "buy primammo" bind "z" "messagemode" bind "BACKSPACE" "use weapon_c4" bind "UPARROW" "buy defuser" bind "DOWNARROW" "buy flashbang" bind "LEFTARROW" "buy smokegrenade" bind "RIGHTARROW" "buy hegrenade" bind "ALT" "+duck" bind "SHIFT" "drop" bind "F1" "autobuy" bind "F2" "rebuy" bind "F3" "chooseteam" bind "F4" "bug" bind "F11" "jpeg" bind "F12" "exec name.cfg" bind "INS" "buy galil" bind "DEL" "buy famas" bind "PGDN" "buy aug" bind "PGUP" "buy sg552" bind "HOME" "buy ak47" bind "END" "buy m4a1" bind "KP_HOME" "buy mp5" bind "KP_PGUP" "buy awp" bind "KP_LEFTARROW" "buy m3" bind "KP_RIGHTARROW" "buy scout" bind "KP_END" "buy usp" bind "KP_DOWNARROW" "buy deagle" bind "KP_ENTER" "buyammo1" bind "KP_INS" "buy vesthelm" bind "KP_DEL" "buy vest" bind "KP_PLUS" "buyammo2" bind "MWHEELDOWN" "go_slot1" bind "MWHEELUP" "go_slot2" bind "MOUSE1" "+attack" bind "MOUSE2" "+jump" bind "MOUSE4" "+attack2" bind "MOUSE5" "use weapon_knife" muzzleflash_light "1" cl_buy_favorite_quiet "0" cl_buy_favorite_nowarn "0" cl_autowepswitch "0" cl_autohelp "0" cl_radartype "0" cl_radaralpha "200" cl_locationalpha "150" cl_crosshaircolor "0" cl_dynamiccrosshair "0" cl_scalecrosshair "1" cl_crosshairscale "768" cl_crosshairalpha "200" cl_crosshairusealpha "1" spec_scoreboard "0" cl_spec_mode "1" cl_righthand "1" cl_team "default" cl_class "default" closecaption "0" cc_linger_time "1.0" cc_predisplay_time "0.25" cc_subtitles "0" cc_lang "" crosshair "1" cl_observercrosshair "0" cam_command "0" cam_snapto "0" cam_idealyaw "90" cam_idealpitch "0" cam_idealdist "64" c_maxpitch "90" c_minpitch "0" c_maxyaw "135" c_minyaw "-135" c_maxdistance "200" c_mindistance "30" c_orthowidth "100" c_orthoheight "100" joy_name "joystick" joy_forwardthreshold "0.15" joy_sidethreshold "0.15" joy_pitchthreshold "0.15" joy_yawthreshold "0.15" joy_forwardsensitivity "-1" joy_sidesensitivity "-1" joy_pitchsensitivity "1" joy_yawsensitivity "-1" joy_wingmanwarrier_centerhack "0" joy_wingmanwarrier_turnhack "0" joy_diagonalpov "0" cl_upspeed "320" cl_forwardspeed "400" cl_backspeed "400" lookspring "0" lookstrafe "0" joystick "0" m_pitch "0.022" m_filter "0" sensitivity "2.500000" m_side "0.8" m_yaw "0.022" m_forward "1" m_customaccel "0" m_customaccel_scale "0.04" m_customaccel_max "0" m_customaccel_exponent "1" m_mouseaccel1 "0" m_mouseaccel2 "0" m_mousespeed "1" cl_mouselook "1" cl_idealpitchscale "0.8" net_graph "3" net_scale "5" net_graphpos "2" net_graphsolid "1" voice_modenable "1" hud_fastswitch "1" scene_showfaceto "0" ai_report_task_timings_on_limit "0" ai_think_limit_label "0" npc_height_adjust "1" scene_showlook "0" scene_showmoveto "0" func_break_max_pieces "15" suitvolume "0.25" sv_noclipaccelerate "5" sv_noclipspeed "5" sv_specaccelerate "5" sv_specspeed "3" sv_specnoclip "1" sv_skyname "sky_c17_05" sv_backspeed "0.6" voice_forcemicrecord "1" voice_enable "1" voice_scale "1" snd_duckerthreshold "0.15" snd_duckerreleasetime "2.5" snd_duckerattacktime "0.5" snd_ducktovolume "0.55" adsp_debug "0" dsp_dist_max "1440.0" dsp_dist_min "0.0" snd_mixahead "0.1" snd_musicvolume "1.0" volume "1.0" snd_pitchquality "1" snd_digital_surround "0" vprof_unaccounted_limit "0.3" vprof_verbose "1" vprof_graphheight "256" vprof_graphwidth "512" texture_budget_background_alpha "128" texture_budget_panel_bottom_of_history_fr... ".25" texture_budget_panel_height "284" texture_budget_panel_width "512" texture_budget_panel_y "450" texture_budget_panel_x "0" budget_panel_height "384" budget_panel_width "512" budget_panel_y "50" budget_panel_x "0" budget_background_alpha "128" budget_bargraph_range_ms "16.6666666667" budget_panel_bottom_of_history_fraction ".25" budget_history_range_ms "66.666666667" budget_history_numsamplesvisible "100" budget_show_history "1" budget_show_averages "0" budget_show_peaks "1" budget_averages_window "30" budget_peaks_window "30" budget_bargraph_background_alpha "128" sv_forcepreload "0" sv_voiceenable "1" sv_logbans "0" sv_log_onefile "0" sv_logecho "1" sv_logfile "1" sv_logsdir "logs" dsp_enhance_stereo "1" dsp_volume "1.0" dsp_slow_cpu "0" cl_allowupload "1" mp_decals "200.000000" r_drawmodelstatsoverlaymax "1.5" r_drawmodelstatsoverlaymin "0.1" r_eyesize "0" r_eyeshift_z "0" r_eyeshift_y "0" r_eyeshift_x "0" r_eyemove "1" r_eyegloss "1" skill "1" r_aspectratio "0" con_enable "0" cl_downloadfilter "all" cl_allowdownload "1" cl_forcepreload "0" cl_soundfile "sound/player/jingle.wav" cl_logofile "materials/vgui/logos/ancients_logo.v... cl_timeout "30" cl_showpluginmessages "1" tv_nochat "0" cl_cmdbackup "2" sv_unlockedchapters "1" bgmvolume "1" password "" cl_updaterate "100" cl_cmdrate "100" name "[sG] andre1028 [uCG]" fps_max 100 volume .9 cl_smooth 1
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