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So I got to thinking about something the other day, you know how when someone pisses you off, you beat the shit out of them? Yeah, well you can't do that on the internet, instead you can only be pushed and shoved around and give meaningless comebacks, which trolling hilarity ensues. But, what if there WAS a way to theoretically punch someone in the face over the internet? I present to you, Natal Boxing. How would it work you might ask? Well, with Microsoft's Project Natal, you have motion control at your finger tips, sure, eyetoy by sony or whatever the fuck it was called could maybe have done it, but who gives a fuck about sony? With Natal, the game would measure the thrust of your punch/kick/headbut/penis, and measure how quickly you move compared to the other player, you would fight eachother until either A) One of you dies on the game or B) One of you dies in real life. Now, how does this fit in with trolls? Well, if some fucking asshat piece of shit decides to make fun of you on the internet, you can e-beat the shit out of him. You: "Hey guys check out dis game" Douche: "Lol that game blows dick and so do you lol" You: "How about a e-fight, bitchface?" Now, douche could respond in two ways, he could chicken out, or he could man it through. Douche(A): "Uh I don't own natal fucker, so if you want to send me a xbox just so i can beat the shit out of you then i'll gladly do it" Douche(B): "Sure fuckface, I'll kick your shit anyday." Now, hoping that Douche isn't a 200 pound man who benches 250 and squats 380, then you may have just beat the shit out of a skinny, 15 year old Caucasian troll. Example of E-Fight: Yes, this is the best idea in the damn world, and yes I'd kick your ass at E-Fight.

all you do is you go back into console and do: exec config.cfg

thatdoesn't seem right, i use to use multi monitors and play cs:s perfectly fine :?

Well, I downloaded the new ones, Gmod quit working so i reverted to 190.##, then when i got shattered horizon I had to upgrade, so i upgraded back to the newest ones, they were still broke, so i went to the beta, broke. I'm at 191.26 at the minute, try those. Also yeah, the newest ones only fucked up gmod, not cs:s or any other source game. Heck, it might be a fault with Source itself, who the fuck knows with nvidia. All i know is downloading 4 100mb drivers is fucking annoying as shit.

ive got 1mb/s down, and like 150kb/s up or so, no need to speedtest it cause my internet's e-peen isntthat big.

wait, which drivers? was it the newest nvidia ones? I've been having MASSIVE problems with the newest ones. and the newest beta ones.

Google's is faster.

The 4channers only shitpost this thread because they know it would be a threat to them.

Lol, you'll get an increase in performance on windows 7 if you have a multicore cpu. Windows 7 is better optimized to handle that shit.

v0v edit: also its been a communist since day one since we aren't allowed free speech entirely, okay bye.

make a filter that translates 4chan memes into a kick.

Plan B. Fuck it.

Quit doing that, you don't need to post 'bump' after you post a message. You dumbass. You need a new PSU before you can upgrade your video card.

Meh, I just have my own way of sorting my files: http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3228/asdasdg.png

A HD5770 Is not CHEAP.

its not 1gb/s, its 1 gigabit per second, one byte is 8 bits. The only reason they use the bit numbers is to make it larger. It's actually only 125mb/s, which is fast indeed, but ive heard there has been 256mb/s. Not for the public anyway.

Sorry to have to correct you, but you are waayyyyyyyy off. It's more like a 9400GT.

Like eversman said, makes a difference on high demanding games, however I found that using a 1GB card definetely boosted my tf2 performance by a lot, which was really great. However I don't have that 1GB card (sold it and got a cheaper one )

Yeah it's called Google Buzz. Anyway, tbh guys, i'd hate the burst the bubble of google fanboyism in this thread but there is the slight problem that Google will most likely be having bandwidth caps, along with doing deep packet inspection. :/ also, deep packet inspection pretty much means it's google search privacy all over again, they're going to comb the fuck through what you do on the internet, as usual.

http://www.pcworld.com/article/189066/googles_ultrafast_broadband_questions_and_answers.html Next stop: Cable also: "Google says its fiber network will offer speeds of 1 gigabit per second." aka, 125mb/s. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Agreed, all those leds would be annoying, I prefer stock laptops anyway, but I like how alienware actually packs a punch in theirs.

change, i cannot adapt to the change also why the fuck cant i do full-on caps lock, totally ruins the sarcasm

When I first got Win7 I had 2GB of ram, after getting 4 I certainly felt a big difference in terms of bootup, its a good idea to atleast get 1gb more at the least.

Except Alienware is owned by Dell, and we all know what happens to Dell computers....

YOUR MOTHER is "free"