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Nuclear Onion

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  1. From about I would say 11 pm to about 7 am. Sounds about right.
  2. Go figure I get the most points despite being out of the playoffs :/
  3. Finally I can show off my surf skills. Wait fuck D: Thanks @Bread for doing something for once
  4. But doesn't it lag tho
  5. This is a story on how fucking amazing this game can be. Me and a few dorm mates are playing Mario Party 5 with a computer player. I'm Baby Bowser, my friends are Boo and Yoshi, and the computer is Mario. The game was going pretty close. Yoshi kept getting FUCKED. He dueled the computer while he had a Star and lost said star. Later on he went to buy another star and I used an item to make him lose coins so he'd just pass by said star. Later on I go on to take that star. Very late into the game, Yoshi manages to buy another star, however on this same turn, he moved one more space on a Bowser space. This space gave him a "Z star" which takes away your star. So this fuck lost another one, putting me in pretty good position. Mind you Yoshi also got two of three "Miracle" capsules, if he were to get a third capsule then he would automatically win the game. Now the game ends...Bonus stars coming up boys. I end up with 3 stars, Mario (bot) with 2 stars, and Yoshi and Boo both having 0 stars. I'm sitting there scared shitless, all Mario needs is to get one bonus star and he wins (unless I were to get another bonus star). So the first star comes up. "Minigames Star" (Most games won) The winner is... Second star "Coins star" (Most coins at one point) The winner is... Third star "Happening star" (Most times landed on a Green ? space) The winner is...please not mario
  6. I have mixed feelings about this.
  7. DAMMIT @Vinyl YOU FUCK
  8. Name: Jar Jar "vnl" Binks Nickname (If any): Shazam Emoticon: Pair up with anyone else? (Up to 2-4 in the same district depending on size): misa too busy eating ass to have friends, misa lonely.
  9. HOLY SHIT IT CAME BACK TO LIFE LOL I LOVE THE INTERNET @arottenpickle
  10. They're at 72k now. We must continue this boys.
  11. There's no stopping the A's
  12. https://holidayhole.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/holidayhole/ This is the best hole digging of all time.
  13. I always liked Cherry or Vanilla Coke. My friend mixes different sodas and Powerade together daily...ick.
  14. Probably just the normal Turkey (Dark meat is bae), stuffing, cranberry sauce, corn, and everything else that makes me feel a only bit of shame tomorrow morning xd
  15. Same to you man This > Christmas imo
  16. Brian is a highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser, and is hung like a horse. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.

  17. Probably turkey with cheese and mayo. That's some good shit. I can't tell if this is serious or trolling. I think now I need proof you're eating this.
  18. https://streamable.com/9pgu Warning: Cringy
  19. I started this video and was like "wow this meme again?" and then I heard Gokus iconic "wtf you mean no?" and proceeded to spit the water out I was drinking. 11/10 just for that clip EDIT: lol didn't even notice I was in there next to wooper until I watched it again haha what a meme
  20. Was that third CT blind and deaf? Jesus fuck lol.
  21. YOU COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS IF YOU WERE STILL THERE YOU FUCK Congrats to all of you @Dominic @Delirium @Paralyzed
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