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Amazing. Really.

It's the bumping fag.

Nokia 5800 Xpressmusic.

I hate when someone drops the soap.

I hate people that tell other people what to do.

Hehehehe. Nice one.

Rage.

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George Carlin.

Amen.

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This is awesome. I saw a gay fish.

No problem there either. But if I remember it correctly, the last time some driver fixed the problem. I just don't know which one and how.

I couldn’t be fucked if the world ended today or tomorrow or in 2012. Sure, it’d be sad I couldn’t get some stuff I wanted, or do some things I wanted to do, but I’ve lived my life as best as I can, and if it’s time to die, then so be it. What’s the point in fretting? You won’t be around to say “Oh damn, I didn’t manage to get laid” or whatever. So there’s absolutely no point whatsoever in worrying. What would be more epicly stupid is actually planning for the end of the world, making preperations and shit, and the prophesized day just comes and goes by with nothing happening, much like the Y2K shit everyone was hyped about. That would be a fail so complete you should just end your own life for being that stupid.

Fuck titles. If you need a title to be respected, then something is wrong.

Rejection is a bitch.

Kanye West gets 50%, so I've heard.

It's just a title.

Oh, that Waffelcopter bumped it? Ok, I'll let this die now, then.

First 110, then 83 WPM.

I hate capslock.

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Vid removed. Fuck YouTube.

Everybody's changing during sex.