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Sorry, unlike you I'm not used to putting my mouth around that kind of shape.

Someone didn't watch the whole video

Why does your life revolve around a fake japanese woman

Hands down best thing I've seen all year

@John

The Anti-Christ

Closet door Do u wear ur shoes in ur house? dirty ass floor havin ass Dirty shirt not a sock Cooling memory foam pillow the cooling part is the pillow case Time for you to get a watch #owned

Give me a day to starve myself.

ANYTHING

PLEASE JOHN PLEASE WHAT WILL IT TAKE ILL DO ANYTHING

Lord forgive me I thought it'd be hilarious to take Kuri's forums name cuz he changed it to "fast" for some reason and he also thought it was funny and he's ok with it so it's not like I was maliciously impersonating him It's been like 2 days so the jokes kinda run its course so when I went to change my name back I saw this chilling message... NINETY DAYS??? I HAVE TO BE KURI FOR 3 FUCKING MONTHS??!?!??!?! No. This is torture and should be illegal. I cannot pretend to be this kid for 3 months on the forums, I simply do not have the strength. Please for the love of god change my name to daft. I don't care what it takes. I'll donate skins, dress up in a maid outfit, post my 6th grade yearbook photo, LITERALLY I'LL DO ANYTHING I REALIZE I MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE AND KARMA HAS BIT ME IN THE ASS AND I'M SORRY Also I think this is a good time to ask for the plain "daft" forums name cuz someone took it to make an appeal account like half a decade ago so thanks in advance please have mercy on me

Considering you've kicked me for calling @20 scrolls a pedophile, I believe you would.

If this is the case, I demand crouch walking while knifing the ground orders are brought back.

Dog what the fuck is ur profile picture

Valorant is an incredible game when you realize it's still essentially brand new and its biggest competition has been out for 20 years over multiple installments backed by one of the biggest titans in the gaming industry. That's not to say Riot isn't a gaming industry giant, but Riot has surprised me with how well it's handled the game. Constantly listening to feedback, making changes, welcoming banned/exiled players in CS with open arms, implementing a competent anti-cheat, like the list goes on and on. Valve's method of handling CS:GO is so fucking horrendously outdated. They are notoriously vague and silent and it's beginning to dawn on me that Valve never had a good excuse and are just beyond fucking lazy. The game hasn't had a major update in years when it needs it most, the anti-cheat is still dogshit, the matchmaking is dogshit, and I mean hell- they don't even give you comprehensive match stats without a monthly fee. A simple comparison between the two companies can be seen with how it demonstrates your MM rank. In CS:GO, you can win 7 matches in a row, lose 2, and the second loss will be your de-rank. Who knows what arcane technology lies behind the ranking system? In Valorant, while the Elo points you win or lose might seem slightly random in the amounts, at least it tells you and communicates. The gun play and hit-reg also feels so much better in Valorant. It's hard to describe, but holy fuck when I started playing it was like becoming enlightened. Bullets actually go where you're aiming. CS has so many horse shit random factors when it comes to aiming and ping and whatever else that makes this game feel like a breath of fresh air. The abilities are pretty balanced, fun to use, have lots of room for experimentation and strategy, and create a more interesting game to watch and to play. This isn't an overreaction. Valve should be trembling. Pro players are leaving left and right (Pro NA CS is dead by definition), queue times are climbing rapidly, and the casual player base has already decided that CS:GO is a "dying game" and are leaving in droves (Valorant has more active daily players than CS:GO and has for 4 months). I was extremely dismissive when the game first came out, but after putting in some time I can confidently say Valorant is a game lightyears better than CS:GO and it will be the reason the game takes a nose dive in popularity. If you were like me and initially dismissed the game as a cash grab Overwatch/CS clone, you're sorely mistaken and need to put some time into the game to realize that you're being ignorant.

Oh cool, how was San Francisco?

If you're a straight guy that doesn't mean you're attracted to, for example, blondes and brunettes the same amount. While a straight guy would still encompass blonde girls as part of their sexual attraction, it doesn't mean they have to be attracted to it the same amount as a brunette. Everyone has preferences and broadening those preferences to cover both sexes doesn't change the fact that some people prefer some traits more than others, and chances are if you're bisexual you believe that sex/gender is comparable to something interchangeable like hair color. This means that while someone who's bisexual will encompass both genders in their sexual attraction, it doesn't mean they are attracted to both equally. Forgot to add that I'm not bisexual, so maybe someone like @20 scrolls would have more information on the subject.

Crimson Web so I could sell them all and buy Valorant skins

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"You think that's racist? I'll show you racist." ~ @clolo