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Good bye, good luck!

That Chris kid really needs to go to school.

I smoked weed with a clown because that's what I'm.

Wow. That truly makes you a hero. I salute you. I will buy Razer keyboards, but I'll just stick to my much better, much cheaper desktop, and buy a laptop when I need one from someone a little less greedy. Thanks.

ga·rage/gəˈräZH/ Verb: Put or keep (a motor vehicle) in a garage. Noun: A building or shed for housing a motor vehicle or vehicles. Very useful during hurricanes. There is also the method of keeping your vehicle away from trees and other things that can damage it during emergencies, but I guess that doesn't matter, 'cause "this type of shit is in bitch's nature. She get mad at you and then try and fuck your car up," like this guy said.

New PC, new desktop. Time to keep this shit organized.

Nailgun Massacre during sex...

That is why I love the Chaser, also, this:

Wow, and I was thinking about buying a nice new car for the same price! Wouldn't that have been a silly thing to waste my money on?

Yes! Newest map shows it pretty much missing where I live! But I don't care if it will just be some rain and wind by the time it gets to me, hurricane time is looting time. Gonna get me some new jerseys.

Yeah, this is months old. I checked out the whole Hydra video and it's just a gimmick. I can't really see how anyone can play seriously with it on any game, besides Portal 2, which lets you stretch cubes in those extra chambers.

Surprised how much they changed the graphics. I assumed there would be MINOR enhancements, not an entire redesign.

The real, undoctored poster for that movie:

What the hell, why did this earthquake just skip over my house? People that live a minute's walk away from my house felt it, yet our house was left behind. And goddammit Harry that scared the shit out of me.

That sucks, man. Hang in there.

Wtf I have those like every week. I would be doing something and then I would fall like 50 feet down and I would actually go through the ground a little and then I would wake up and feel like I just fell onto my bed (like that jolting sensation). Heart attack you say?

I blame the porn. I believe it is starting to have negative side effects.

At least your dreams sort of make sense. I have plenty of examples to share, but the most recent one involved me with a squad in a sort of exclusion zone (I play too much S.T.A.L.K.E.R.), and there was all sorts of shit that I can't remember now, but one thing I do remember is there was this radioactive building and if you walk in its shadow some scary shit will happen to you. We saw like 2 people vaporize when they got near it and then when we got the all clear and started heading away from the town, I forgot about it. Somebody yelled at me and all of a sudden I was being devoured by flies (kind of like in that one Keanu Reeves movie). I woke up screaming and then it seemed ridiculous that I was so scared by it later.

You are 68% addicted to Counterstrike. There has been 19092 person(s) as addicted as you. ...fuck. The "turn down a social event" and "had dreams you were playing cs" questions were real eye-openers for me.

Personal favorite from BTBAM

Regular CSS I presume. Somebody had made the suggestion that we do a fretta type thing with a server that cycles all of these, though I understand that would be difficult, it would work out pretty well if it was possible. Gungame is a pretty popular gamemode, though I remember there being some trouble with that in the past. I can also suggest regular Zombie Mod (not escape) with the standard barricade gameplay. Sad to see these servers get scrapped...

Anyone remember ALF?

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