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Our dono goal is looking a little far away this month, so on the 28th ill be doing a giveaway for a month of Elite Sub to 5 people!!

 

all you gotta do is reply with your best joke!! (memes are not jokes Gen Z, and don't get yourself banned)

 

 

ill start us off, 

 

Whats Blue & smells like Red Paint?

 

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Blue Paint

 

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Not my best joke but the funniest joke ever created.

 

KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

KEEP OUT! YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE!

KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

FUCK YOU! STAY OUT! LET ME IN!

Who's there?

STEP ASIDE, I'M MARRIED!

Who's there?

LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M GETTING HORNY!

Who's there?

DON'T TOUCH ME! IF YOU TOUCH ME, I'LL HAVE TO SUE YOU!

KNOCK KNOCK*

Who's there?

SANTA CLAUSE, you've been very good this year!

 

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For those wondering this is from an episode of the Distractible podcast where they try and find the best joke (generated by an ai).

It still brings me to tears especially knowing the context.

 

I highly suggest watching the full episode (linked below) but if you just want the quick part the link below also starts at the joke part:

 

 

 

 

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once heard a grown woman refer to her asshole as a poop coochie n my brain psionically located the nearest gun store n projected its path like the clairvoyance spell in skyrim

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@daft  your shitty name made the text that I wrote clear fuck you cockhead. But you did get elite so get on the servers...

 

I was doing this witty (or shitty) horse racing thing where I Typed like the announcer but ^ ruined it. I don't have the energy to re type it so;

 

@Aceris first and worst

 

@Kataokais second, the best

 

@Roddyis third, and is a nerd

 

cockhead is fourth

 

And last but not least is  @ThatTamer , something tells me he likes being behind you guys  😈

 

 

 

 

 

 

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