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*high pitched squeaking noises and incoherent yelling*

The first telltale sign is the subscribers models appearing in ur model choices when you join. That, or the flashy blue name tag on forums. Also, bruh get on PB its been moonntthhss

Literally the only fuckin map I enjoy playing TTT on, like, a lot. It forces traitors to make a strategy and blend in, rather than just pickup auto shotties, negevs, and AKs, buy armor, and spray everyone down, or just pickup and AWP and hide in the distance. It forces the detectives to actually work to survive and the innocents have to have a lot of trust but be weary of who they hang around. Its the perfect map to map to play actual TTT on. That said, I did find a terrible lack of primaries that left half the players woefully unequipped, traitor or not. I mean I'm a god with the DBs but there's only so much one can do. However, its not all that bad and I'd honestly keep this map. Just remember kids, if you ain't like @Bread (*ahem* as you try to blend in after you've already been called KOS and pull out a suppressed pistol), you ain't dead

@Nuclear Onion tag the map as 18+ and NSFW in the map list and let @Leon Mordecai keep his hentai shit

Tbh lets be real; a map that CTs can actually hold with some teamwork? Its soooo rare its like a fuckin fluffy unicorn Personally, its not terribly hard to rebel if you have bad CTs and if the CTs are decent it usually ends up in those rare rounds where people actually play deathgames or joke around; its also a rare enuf map that most people discover the vents by accident sometimes. I'd keep this map, but maybe remove the doors doing damage? I mean I've only seen the doors kill someone like once sooo... yeah. However, its rare enuf so I don't mind switching it out.

So since we (@SL4DE @fantastic) were on teh topic of buying and selling RS gold... and there are still classic servers running... I was thinking if anyone wanted to form a group and play classic RS for jokes (or even not classic, but plox start new character, mine got deleted)

"So you're gonna fuckin roast us for playing runescape when you're playing fucking Clash of Clans???" - @SL4DE

Out of curiosity, does our stance with members of Peanut Crew who haven't done anything stay the same or change (are there even Peanut Crew people left xD)? And what does this mean for the future? Like are we gonna continue as we do or are there gonna be serious changes? Do we go to war or something... And does this mean any long-term changes that affect members or is it a temporary thing? Thanks for hearing me out

Confused CIS apache heli?

Is that a quote? XD

Oh boy are we stickying this xD Yeah sure

Since I ran outta space on the other one... knock urselves out "Kick, Warn, Ban. Wait..." - @Ahoy "Miss Leon" - A drunk @SL4DE "MICHELLE! KEEP DEFENDING!" - @Leon Mordecai "You guys don't suck, and you should be proud of that." - @SL4DE on why he loves the community "Can't Kill Bdcoll!" - @Bdcoll "So you're gonna fuckin roast us for playing runescape when you're playing fucking Clash of Clans???" - @SL4DE "How's Luke?" @Swagbox "I jerk him off in the toilets every day" @Stunningjam "Hello? *juicy sound of flatulence*" @souceboss every two seconds on TS3 Every Two Seconds "So you're gonna fuckin roast us for playing runescape when you're playing fucking Clash of Clans???" - @SL4DE "it was a warning shot cus ut boobs almost touched me" - @EYESAX "I'll just ban you from the server and no one will notice xd" - @R3TROATTACK "I eat dogs and I'm a cannibal" - @michellec "fgt come be a test dummy" - @R3TROATTACK "It's like a Tonka Truck." - @Burger when describing @bethy 's penis "I'm not Helen Keller. I'm not deaf okay, I was just disobeying orders," - @jpi02 "Apparently, the word potatos can't be translated to Korean" - @Sagittarius "Oh maw gawd, STFU/STHU" - @michellec "Go to soccer be in pool!" - @smiley "WHAT HAPPENS IN PB STAYS IN PB" - @smiley "go to disco be on pitch." - @jpi02 " Listen up fuckbois"" @XeNo "HAPPY PENIS!" @XeNo "You did everything, except everything" - @Nuclear Onion refering to @bethy "I'll fix it" - @R3TROATTACK "okay you are literally the human version of Snorlax" - @michellec refering to @XeNo "IT'S PICKLE, PICKLE, PICKLE, PICKLE, PICKLE *dies*"- @MakishaZ "I think it's cucumber" Some random guy "Quoting yourself is the very definition of cringe. It's not worthy of being a 'quote' if no one else feels the need to reference it. " - @XeNo "SHOVE A PINECONE DOWN YOUR DICKHOLE" - @Ahoy "You see, Doodles is American, therefore he doesn't eat dogs, but Michelle here is South Korean." @R3TROATTACK "I'm Filipino, what does that make me?" @Paradox "A faggot xd" @R3TROATTACK "WHOS HOT ME" - @Stunningjam "I KEEP FINDING ONIONS IN MY MAC N CHEESE" - @Ahoy "oh my god, you're t r i g g e r i n g me" - @Paradox "please kill urself xdxd" - @Paradox "I SHALL STEAL YOU FROM MY RYE BROTHER" - @Mr.Trololo " I SMELL LIFE BEEF" - @xDoodles "ima put the gun in the booty and pull the trigger, if you know what i mean" - @Mr.Trololo " no backup, unless you back dat ass UP" - @Mr.Trololo "smiley calls her penis hole the tunnel of love" - @Burger "Demand nothing but a pizza and a six pack" - @CollieFlower "i'd let u fuck me with your blig black clock" - @Burger "Will you at least slay the poon?" - @Paradox "You will know my girth" - @SilentGuns "Quadratic, second wormula" - Viper whilst playing TTT, giving warnings to a guy called quadratic formula "One Mexican" - @Ahoy "Did you just say" Mexican - @Metal "You Chunk" - @michellec "In the US of A" - @souceboss "I'm not sure what I'm doing with this dick" -Viper " STOP MATING ME" - @Rawrie "In S we dishing, you bring me Ikea" - @Black Rain "Wtf auto policy" - @Black Rain "There's just no way that thing will fit." - @Luke "I'll endure it. " - @Luke "Bald: OD'd on viagra" @Bald" "Fuck your eyebrows smiley" - @Burger "MOOOOOOOOOO" - @michellec "Shes experiencing a high load" - @XeNo "Ooo kil em" - @Nuclear Onion "I will date my George Foreman grill if I want to. I will make sweet love to it." - @James " Dude I don't know, I asked them 'why doesn't Bald have VP yet?' and they were like 'errruegugheem, eugegu, pfft, wswviwivsskn fsdvs vsisidk wevweriwerieriwewwerlwefk' that was their exact answer!" - @Nuclear Onion ''FILL ME UP, FILL ME UP'' - @Suricata ''I love being the pedophile between the 9 year olds" - @sphinxxxy *after @Frostbitten's clutch in a MM match: "WHAT IS THIS WHITE STUFF EVERYWHERE" - @Luke & "yeah @Stunningjam, it's easier to white knight with your mic on" - @Luke "Stunningjam": spartan can like "Stunningjam": finger me - @Stunningjam "you forgot to wash ur vibrator again" - @Leon 9:44 PM - POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME: Wanna hear a joke 9:44 PM - [sG] Bread: yes 9:44 PM - POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME: My penis size 9:45 PM - POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME: OK bye @Rawr "i'll shove a barbie doll up ur anus" - @Leon "speaking to you has given me the urge to use the bathroom, I hope you're happy." - @Bread "i want a fucking popsicle man................. fuck man, just spit in my asshole" - @Burger "In Pan we trust" - @Bread "I like balls" - @Nuclear Onion "I like butt plugs in my urethra" - @Paradox "If u want to become Jabba the Hutt, you have to be fat" - @Michellec "BURGER IS ALWAYS DRUNK" - @Burger "I'm not gay, but I wanna dominate you @Korean Ninja" - @Burger "I'm going to go take a shit" - @xDoodles "What kind of shit?" - @Leon Mordecai "im 95% sure that guy has downs" - @Paul "biocumpls" - @Paradox "im gunna cum" - @Stunningjam I told Ahoy to ram me" - @souceboss "ima go jack off and maybe finger my butthole" - @WilliamAshe "I don't want to live in a world where 2 headshots don't kill a man." - @Spartan "How pissed off do you think the community would be if..." Start of every BD convo "the server crashes more than women drivers" - @Wawa "I'm about to blow him so hard, he's not even going to know what happened!" - @Nuclear Onion "They tried to blow me!" - @bethy "Onion just blew all of those guys and now they're ejaculating out of their mouths onto him." - @bethy "Bald, did you get all those quotes? I don't think you did." - @Nuclear Onion "You guys...I recorded the whole thing." - @Bald catching the famous booty bandit in action "Kurohime": ahoy the pack mule Ahoy had all the ammo, Guns, Green Herbs Etc, I did the heavy duty killing "Kurohime": THROW THE AMMO BOXES "Kurohime": THROW THEM AT YOUR ENEMIES "Kurohime": THAT IS FAR SUPERIOR THAN SHOOTING THEM I ran out of ammo on all my guns, she had 3 fully loaded guns and kept the pistol out. "Alright CTs, lets try not dying and giving them guns now, okay?" - @Goku "Steam slash gamers dot com." "Oh shit, it's steam slash gamers dot net." @Pan32 "Step down to black name with line." - @Asteria "Nope, I'd rather turn gay." - @James "I won't deny, I have watched hentai with people before." - @souceboss "All Ts your freeday has been - ah fuck it" - @SL4DE "That sounds like me." - @SL4DE "To the foorums with that quoote" - @SL4DE "my keyboard why" - @SL4DE Community Meeting(s) 2k16

Seriously... gah I'll do it then

Is there a way to increase the character count so I can put more quotes in...? I deleted all the non-sensical/not funny quotes but... I'm outta space

Ya see that kids? That's a legend right there Have fun down under, see ya around sometime hopefully 'Till next time buddy, don't be a stranger

"ayy lmao" -@harpo 2k15 You were like the first admin I actually talked to and your stupid shit kept me around long enuf to meet others See ya around buddy, thanks for all the memories.

Goddamn can I hire you/get you to teach me how to cook sometime

You added me O.o I mean... its no delay at all cuz you're the one gifting and beggars can't be choosers (although i ain't complaining...) But thanks friend

Can we just give Liable admin powers on PB only and never have problems there again cuz he has no life and is always there

so many quotes goddamnit guys i have literally no more character space on that post

With all due respect to the guy or girl who created this post, but do you know how easy it is to convince people to gang up on someone or pin the blame on someone other than yourselves? Do you really think the average kid playing games wants to own up to his mistake instead of yelling "FREEKILL" and crying about it in dead chat? Literally just today, I had a bunch of Ts and CTs team up on a guy who they claimed to have 'freekilled'; the order was to be in the goals in soccer, but none of the Ts obeyed, simply because they were either too busy screaming on the mic or being AFK. So when this said CT and other CTs went to warning shot them, a bunch ended up dying cuz instead of following the fucking order or ask what it was, the kids decided to start yelling "FREESHOOTING" and all that bullcrap and blatantly disobey. The Ts who were killed (with some other CTs who did the warning shots) eventually started trying to crucify the poor CT over every single round later and essentially make sure he had a shit time for the rest of the map. We had shit going on like "type 1. to vote for him being banned" and all this bullcrap, and yet I have a demo clearly showing he wasn't breaking the rules. We literally had people WHO WEREN'T EVEN LOOKING OR WERE AFK start calling him a freekiller, so I ask you this, what ever made you think that just cuz a group of people said something, it has to be taken as gospel? This isn't some judge-jury-executioner-all-in-one, this is a fucking community that we aim to keep by enforcing rules when they are broken, but not because some randoms, or even longtime members, said to. Just like the cops can't act without evidence and the courts can't prosecute without it either, don't expect the admins to act on hearsay. /rant TL;DR People don't like to admit they're wrong and would rather blame someone else instead of themselves; also, its insanely easy to convince a group of ppl to gang-up or believe something is right/wrong when it really isn't (I mean, just look at history and literally every possible social interaction, ever). Personally, I get how you feel, especially with all the cancer on PB, but we're here to have a good time. If you let them get to you then you're merely allowing them to get the reactions they want to keep going.

and all posts are necroposts

MY bad... should I spam tag bethy O.o I think I'll just PM her so she doesn't rape me up the butt... debatable

EDIT: NVM Also, goddamn dude that's like 25 free sub giveaways since the new year... I feel bad for not having and hoarding whatever little i have left on my steam inventory enuf to do dis... Lemmeh know if there's anything I can help with if ya want if you're doing this again and I'll scrounge smth up xD

Not the hero SG needs but the hero SG deserves?