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Wasn't a joke... I know how things work around here somewhat.

Surprising to say the least. Congrats to most of you.

We had a $20 support for life rank at one point in the past... We moved to the monthly model as the one time purchase structure doesn't provide long-term financial stability. While I can understand where you're coming from $5 a month isn't a lot in the grand scheme of things even for a teenager.

cradle to the grave was one of my favorite movies as a kid and obviously the music was great for turning up RIP

I'll have to check with my manager but that may be doable. Let me go grab the paperwork and call @Johnover to sign off on the new numbers.

Was nice seeing your growth over the years. Best of luck with your future endeavors.

Can you not ruin @John and I's business. Smh tryna get the man paid and you come on here and leave a fat ass Yelp review with a bunch of locations that he could pay john to take him to instead of getting it for free here

Tourist traps in one of the most visited cities in the world... Who would have thought?

For only $1499.99 @John will be your personal guide to the city. This is quite the bargain as it includes all transportation (in a snazzy Elantra equipped with the sport package for punctual arrivals to the myriad of locations you'll be experiencing) food and the expert knowledge of a local to make this the most memorable visit to the big apple ever! If you have any questions in regard to our services please feel free to reach out.

$5 to the first person to 3 stock @R3Flex with no weapons

It has Idris Elba in it so I'm going to see it

Checkmate @RemixedPixel

That's not really fair man I already made all of my life decisions off of a personality quiz

I'm too lazy to do it but if you use the search feature you can find a few previous threads with my (and others) results. Pretty sure i got INTJ though

Kid I'll clap your grandma's cheeks harder than king Kong bout to clap godzilla

Y'all gotta make these more realistic. The whole point of April fool's jokes is to make them believable. For the low low price of my return to BD I can make next year way more of a mind fuck than these attempts

Tenure is the word you were looking for champ

This is now a post pictures of your water bottle thread.

Same corporation that made African mothers choose between deliberately starving their children or bankrupting themselves. Nestle can go to hell for all I care

There are plenty of water related subjects to talk about such as: water scarcity, desalination, water safety (flint), which bottled water tastes the best (Fiji hands down.) Water is a very broad topic

Literally the only way to drink water actually. That and out of the water hose on a hot summer day as a kid

People probably think it's weird but this slaps tbh

Dasani and aquafina the only water that makes you thirstier than you were before you drank it

Same but 64oz and from Walmart and I refill it 2-3x a day

please see a therapist