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Thanks for reminding me I need a new waffle iron btw

Waffles hands down.

... probably the shittiest shitpost yet. It's technically feast day in Ireland and it celebrates the life's work of Saint Patrick who converted large swaths of Ireland to Christianity. Yes it's basically a joke in the states but to post so ignorantly on a culture you've probably never experienced and boil your interpretation of a holiday down to the caricature that it has become without understanding the origins or nuances of the holiday reflects poorly on yourself.

Just ask the hotel if they have HBO max and then sync the start times.

Can definitely echo the 'discussion is more fun than playing' sentiment. A lot of what still makes this place enjoyable for me is observations on how things can continue to grow and sometimes slipping ideas to facilitate that. I think that SG has came a long way since I first got here and still could go much further under the correct care. On top of that another one of the most enjoyable factors during my time as an AO/BD/IA was watching people grow and develop over my tenure. I know the person that the majority of you see on the forums comes off as a bitchy old man but ask most people who have had in depth conversations with me over voice and they'll tell you while I can still be a bit of a cunt the majority of people who came to me with advice or questions or whatever ended up getting my honest (oftentimes blunt) thoughts and oftentimes ended up coming back to show appreciation for not sugarcoating because it allowed them to see another side of whatever they were going through or dealing with. At the end of the day the most rewarding experiences this place has given me has been other peoples successes, whether that be in real life or within our little community. I really believe in most of you despite the outwards demeanor that a lot of you read too much into on the forums anyways.

Honestly thought I was gonna go out as a part of the 27 club so every day now is just bonus time. @BoMhas permission to suffocate me with a pillow (or them thicc thighs...) if I ever develop a condition like Alzheimer's or dementia though

There was a point shortly after death games were added to JB in 2016 or 17 where @Caution and I went on to prove a point and sent everyone to iso for 3-4 rounds and played fish in a barrel and 'catch the grenade' until everyone died with no LR's which is about as close as you'll get to a BD breaking rules like mass free killing

You have about 10% less time overall to play depending on the server and the discussions /work involved in maintaining it but it's mostly people's want to play their server at that point. Sure fresh SMs may not be 'jaded' or burnt out on the game mode but over time most people's drive to play their server goes down as the amount of bullshit associated with which ever server theyre aware of goes up. On top of that joining a server into certain groups of people is just unpleasant at some point between CA-BD because you literally get bombarded by people looking to stand out by trying to be your best friend when you literally may have seen them twice in your life. I'm not sure about the current group of BDs but during my time on the board I never used an alt... I just didn't play as much at points on certain servers and would usually only come on late at night to avoid most of the bullshit.

We talkin roller skates or inline here?

Doubt it unless Amit's name is Ryan

Yeah normally I can decipher these things but I'm with you on this one

VP is usually the acting PO in situations where Caution is gone in extended scenarios. Outside of financials and maybe a few vendor accounts the BDs can basically have this place run smoothly for months at a time without much from Caution.

As you can see in exhibit A my behavior on the forums has not changed one bit.

Search for ddis or dontdrunkimshoot and it's in a few of the threads he's created

Which one? I think the furry wars have probably been scrubbed from public viewing but it was glorious and the inspiration for my crusade against the vile weebs who have overtaken our beloved community. The other ones should still be viewable though

Tbf these kinda posts are typically your brand

Incoming "I joined in 07 not 09" fuze flex

Just wait until you find the juicy stuff like the furry war or DDIS's fake "I'm in the canadian military" thread or the watchmen thread.

Oh no he's getting into "real rap" now.

The main issue is that the US never went into the type of lockdown necessary to facilitate the defeat (relative) of COVID I understand feeling frustrated with individuals who you and the majority of society have condemned at this point but in reality the individual is not the issue here. It is how our government handled and has continued to handle the response. Look at countries like New Zealand where they're able to go out on the weekend and have fun at concerts and bars and whatnot all because their government took the responsible and swift action necessary to defeat a public health risk as quickly as possible, as opposed to the USA, where COVID response was heavily politicized (and is continuing to be more of a political issue than a health issue) and thus suffered from inaction and allowed all of these morons to start forming opinions like masks are only a thing to take away our freedom (not to mention statistics being manipulated and withheld (looking at you florida.)) As for a return to normal: I believe you're correct in this aspect but not in the way you think. I think a return to normal is infeasible due to the political climate rather than the virus as evidenced by CPAC over the weekend. It's crazy to me that people can sit and listen to the current republican party and not realize how absolutely batshit insane their figureheads sound and act. At least the democrats try and sound normal and logical when they're feeding us bullshit instead of whatever the fuck the republicans are doing at the moment. Before anyone jumps on me for implied biases I typically fall under social libertarian on most applicable political compasses I've tried within the last 10 years and the republican party =/= all conservatives.

Kind of a straw man but okay

Whatever you're going through bro.... It's going to get better.

Nice blog

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